He is an Olympic Gymnast

FLAWLESS

Early Tom Green shit could not/cannot be touched!

Jump Into the Fire

This unstoppable sequence popped in my head as I was maddeningly scrambling around Muncie earlier today, and I just had to prorate it to my online following. Now I'm in the Bracken library by myself on a Friday evening 'cuz I can't access the Innernette from my shanty...

But hey, might ass well download another Jam album while I'm at it!

Ain't that right, Tommy?!

A Dead-On Representation of a Night on the Town with Zolt...

I honest-to-God tensed up when I watched this scene for the first time. Cuz believe me, I've been there, babe!

Sour Times...

Tonight I drove to Marion, IN because I heard a commercial over the airwaves yesterday about a seminar that was being hosted at the Hotel Marion, with tips on how to break-into the lucrative business of work-at-home medical transcription. Well, I went, out of sheer desperation, in hopes of finding a better way to make money than working at a goddamned bedding factory. Much to my surprise, it was a complete waste. Upon stepping into the musty, shit-brown lobby of the hotel, I found myself in the company of all walks of life, all from around the east-central Indiana area. The majority of them were obese old women with bald spots. But they were nice. There was even a point during the seminar in which we were ordered to "greet the person next to you," and the gorgeous old gal to my left turned and said, "Hi, I'm Cindy. I'm unemployed!" and laughed. Boy, was that the fun part.

The rest of the seminar consisted of this voluptuous woman named Monica in slight-goth attire describing how she changed her life around through the magic of work-at-home medical transcription, which could be obtained through purchasing a few "texts books," a Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor CD-Rom and taking "a few online quizzes" all for the slim price of $599! And through these simple, but highly educational quizzes, you could obtain the equivalent of an actual college degree! Boy, the crowd loved that part.

But I wasn't buying all the schmaltz, and got outta there before I burst my spread -not before taking a piss down the hall, mind you.

But hey, the trip wasn't a total waste: I mean, I got to go sight-seeing through Marion, IN after-dark, and I got a free purple pen. Not to mention the two cute high school girls in letterman jackets in the back row who smirked at me!


All in all,
Great Nite and Great Job!

Rock-A-Doodle: The Movie

"Chanticleer is a rooster who lives on a fairytale farm with many other animals, who are fond of and love him. His enemy is an owl sorcerer called the Grand Duke, along with the gang of owls who serve him. Chanticleer is attacked by a servant of the Duke, another rooster. Chanticleer beats the rooster, only to realize the sun has risen without his crowing while he was busy. His friends, believing he was lying to them about how his crowiing brought up the sun, a fact he had always thought was true himself, ostracize him, leading to the adventures of Edmond and the others. He is voiced by Glen Campbell."

Data gathered from: Wikipedia.org

Great description, guys!


I only have vague memories of this film, and feel somewhat befundled by what I remember...like unusually sexy, cartoon roosters, and a really rockin' soundtrack. But lately, I've been gettin' into the adult-contemporary styled music of country great, Glen Campbell, and found it odd that he lent his voice for the film's "tragic-hero" protagonist. Plus, Mr. Campbell was born on April 22, which also happens to be my day of birth, and I always find it rad to learn of celebrities with whom I share this special day...


Very
kool!!

Pre-Screening (Tinseltown Cuties poetry)

Okay y'all, here are some lyrics me and the Galv Man have been workin on for the new Tinseltown Cuties EP, A Ribbon in The Asshole. I'm thinkin it's gonna be kinda experimental, kinda folk-rock. But anyways, here are some lyrics. Tell me what "chu" think, y'all:

I watch
Nip-tuck
when my mommy's sleeping

I watch
Nip-tuck
when my mommy's fucking


I mean, at this stage in the process, it's nuthin' too serious; we're kinda testin' out some new material, you know, just lettin' the cum jazz. So yeah, anyways, if any of y'all out there "dig" these words, so to speak, we'll definitely include them in the tunes! Just check out the myspace.... myspace.com/tinseltowncuties for further info, and some real raunchy shit!

Chao,



Glen Campbell

A 1984 hackers movie starring Clint Flamflow...