I'm Wide-Awake, My Buns Are Burning

Wouldn't ya know it? here i am at 5:13AM blogging! i can't help it....i had to get some things off my "chest." but i'm not gonna write about it in this, Mr. Holt! *LOL* those deep thoughts are reserved for my leather-bound scrap-book. but anyways, this weekend i plan on seeing my favorite actor in probably the best film role of his career. what i'm talkin' about is Kevin James in the hip, new Sandler-produced comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Kevin James just rocks the casbah, my friends. he's got to be at the absolute peak of his life right now: hot wife, cool career, manly appearance, and least we forget, a strong partnership with Sandler..... but seriously, i'm getting on Fandango.com directly after i write this and scorin' my tickets for the midnight showing tomorrow (well, technically, today). it's gonna be so sweet. i don't know if i'll be able to contain myself. seeing that fat man in a security outfit, doing like all these action moves, is gonna be so hysterical....and him with a MUSTACHE?! jesus, it don't get much better, girls.

i think i'll invite my buds Henry and Vicky to cum along. they're such bad-asses. i know they'll totally get James's humor. it's not for everyone, let me tell you. i mean, sometimes he gets a little vulgar with his jokes, and it's not always funny. but when he cracks those sport jokes, man, i can't keep from laughing my bump-bump off and makin' a scene! but seriously, check back here within the next three months for a little "follow-up" post on my film experience. it should be clever, and a tit-bit sexy as hell. till next time, broskies!